Published by Stocking on 21 Jan 2008
Miley Cyrus thinks Britney Spears needs help
The star “High School Musical” Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana the 15-year-old star of Disney’s teeny-bopper juggernaut Hannah Montana thinks Britney Spears needs help. Miley told Extra last night that she understands how Britney is the way she is:
“I understand and the pressure is definitely hard, but I think just keeping your head on your shoulders is easier than it looks,” she said. “I think if you know who you are, then I think you’ll be fine for the rest of the way.”
The Hannah Montana sad thing is that in ten years Miley Cyrus, a product of Disney just like Britney, will be arrested for selling her baby for two Mallomars and half a container of Cool-Whip. Hannah Montana could’ve had a normal childhood, but no, Billy Ray Cyrus had to have his solid-gold hunting cabin. Complete with fully functioning “Budweiser Mullet Volumizer Chair.” Got-damn, Billy Ray, was it worth the ding dang price of your kin? Wait, y’alls got a bowling alley next to the tree stand. Su-weet!
NOTE: These are pictures of Miley at last night’s premiere of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert 3D. If I ever have a daughter, the only thing she’ll be doing in 3D is kicking every boy in the crotch that tries to talk to her. You know, just till she’s 40 or I finally die from all the sexy radiation I give off (i.e. whiskey-related liver failure).
- Hannah Montana and That’s So Raven
- Hannah Montana Solidarity Strip
- Vanessa Ann Hudgens Relax
- Vanessa Ann Hudgens two weeks after her nude photo scandal
- Zac Efron and Vanessa anne Hudgens a romantic lunch together
- Vanessa Ann Hudgens is back
- Britney Spears’ little sister is pregnant
- Britney’s teenage sister is pregnant


I weep for them. Access Hollywood:Thousands of “Hannah Montana” fans who couldn’t get concert tickets are suing the teen performer’s fan club over memberships they claim were supposed to give them priority for seats





Relax Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) fans - despite what you may have heard, your favorite little budding starlet Miley Cyrus is not knocked up. Apparently, some fiendish, evil sort of person decided it would be humorous to spread a rumor that Miley Cyrus, who’s only 14, had gotten herself pregnant - but of course our precious little Miley Cyrus, daughter of music legend Billy Ray Miley Cyrus, would never do anything so foolish and irresponsible as have sex with a boy and get sperminated. She’s a member of the Cyrus family, not the Spears or Lohan family. The Cyruses have class, not to mention talent - and most importantly, they have fantastic hair.
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