Britney got her weave fixed up for her big VMA-opening number - I guess that was the shocker we were supposed to be looking forward to. And where the hell were the Criss Angel effects? Damn - I was hoping she would at least do something crazy like drop trou and take a big dump on the stage. Bitch was just plain boring.(”It’s Britney bitch.” Oh damn - this chick thinks she’s being all cool and hard-ass. Stop me laughing before I choke.)