Britney Spears appears to be crazy

Britney Spears

Addiction expert Marty Brenner is claiming that Britney Spears is living in “a bubble of illusion” that “could end in suicide.” Her weekend exploits hooking up with a member of the paparazzi and wearing a shirt with no bra are both disturbing attempts to regain attention after Jamie Lynn announced her pregnany, Brenner tells The Sun:

Britney Spears appears to be crazy. Britney Spears is disconnected from life. Britney Spears losing it now, and she’s going to eventually lose it altogether if Britney Spears doesn’t get the help she needs. Britney Spears exhibiting bipolar signs and she’s clearly fighting depression.” I think everyone needs to see the big picture here:

At least Britney Spears is only flashing her nipples and publicly flaunting her rampant promiscuity. Britney Spears could be trying to upstage Jamie Lynn Spears by getting pregnant.

Britney Spears’ little sister is pregnant
Britney’s teenage sister is pregnant
Jamie Lynn Spears sister Britney is pregnant

I think that’s the worst case scenario and God, I hope I didn’t just jinx us all by making that statement. If another child comes out of Britney Spears uterus, I’m going to drink myself into a stupor and, in sheer defiance of the laws of science, not yell “Woo!” before I pass out this time.

Britney Spears pantyless photo
Britney Spears pantyless